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The following is a definition of my dialect pronunciations, phrases, and grammar.

Pronunciations

• "Barack Obama" becomes "B. Hussein Obama"
• Dropping -g: "Cookin," "eatin," "meetin."
• Replace i with a or ah. Ex: time with tahm.
• The e in cement is emphasized. "Ceement"
  

Phrases

• "Alternative energy sources" means new places to drill for oil.
• "Fiscal Responsibility" means cutting the National Endowment of the Arts (budget $271 million) to cover a $1 trillion dollar deficit.
• "Tax policy" means reducing taxes for rich people.
  
• "Staying the course" otherwise meaning to do the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Synonyms: insanity
• "Celebrating Shakespeare" making up words.
• "Lamestream media" references all news sources besides Fox News.

Grammar

• Randomly add prefix a-. Ex: "The trees are a-falling."
• Adding -ed. Ex: "I choosed that car."
• Using a redundant "done." Ex: "I done worked hard."
• Use of fixin'. Ex: "I'm fixin' for a hike."
• Soda is always "coke."